There should be a button on twitter where if you push it they drop a piano on Chris Rufo, cartoon-style Linda Yaccarino can you help with this

Indifferent to his pitching, but I’d buy a ticket to watch him spit on cops

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

looking at this guy & realizing that the reason these guys hate the notions of socialism and communism is because deep down they know that they’re of so little value to those around them. If life were to orient more around community, these people would have no place or purpose

PEOPLE OF TALLAHASSEE: Cal's WOKE ENFORCEMENT unit is TAKING YOUR GUNS this weekend! You MUST place all firearms in our rainbow bins conveniently located throughout FSU's campus. YOUR GUNS will be confiscated and DESTROYED for your safety! Thanks for your prompt compliance.

elon musk has undoubtedly raped before and may very well do so again

If the Virgin Mary was alive today she would love vaping

if israel can plant explosives in consumer electronics and justify it by saying they were only targeting "terrorists" then it would be a good idea to remember that israel said that student protestors in america are terrorists

Embarrassing that this 83-year-old goof is still basically the only guy in American politics who does anything at all

It's fucked up the the US Government would step in and save shitty things like Chrysler and Bear Stearns but not the Choco Taco

Boycotting Israeli products is no longer just a political issue, it's a safety issue

if this takes off they should make a social network just for everyone's individual bots, no reason THEY shouldn't have friends outside of work

If Kamala didn't insist on perpetuating the genocide, she would have received the Teamster's endorsement

“why do so many ‘health workers’ have Hezbollah Pagers?” because Hezbollah Pager isn’t a real thing. because that’s what happens supply chains are contaminated. just because the propaganda needs you to be very stupid to believe it doesn’t mean you’re obliged to become that stupid

The war criminal who wrote this article just endorsed Kamala Harris.

They should cast him in a Pirates of the Caribbean movie

Using Amazon’s AI technology to see how a stainless steel frying pan would look in my living room. Not bad