ㅤEveryone else has awful taste then

ㅤ...Uh-huh. Whatever you say.

ㅤEhh...you could do better. He's just an old man who spends too much time causing trouble by making moves with women.

ㅤUgh, even worse! He flirts with everyone. Wouldn't you want someone with eyes just for you?

ㅤAh— ㅤ[He looks uncharacteristically embarassed.] ㅤW-well, it seems like we were talking about two very different things.

ㅤWe are two Very different people. What a sad life you live. ㅤHaven't you ever considered being married and traveling aren't mutually exclusive?

ㅤI wouldn't say it's the same for everyone but it's hard for me to argue...I'm not one to go desiring...one night intimacy. ㅤI want to devote myself to someone who cares for me. As nice as it'd be to settle down, just being with them I'd be content.

ㅤ[His hands go to his hips with a huff.] ㅤYou truly are the worst romantic in the world. You'll be spending all your travels alone at this rate if money is your one concern.

Every time he saw me, he’d take the time to say something. Cheer me up. What can you do with a man like that but fall in love?

ㅤWhat a good thing I always know to come prepared. Being your most stunning is important after all. ㅤ[If anyone would, of course it's him—easily offering out his own tidy hairbrush.]

ㅤOf course, I never go unprepared. ㅤ[Something he seems prideful over.] ㅤEspecially against something as awful as bad hair days...eugh.

ㅤAs nice as that is to keep around, you should worry about yourself as well! ㅤNo need for all that though. Basic kindness.

ㅤA-almost 30...?! No way I look that old! ㅤ[He wasn't even that far off he's just dramatic.]

ㅤAh—h-hey, hey, no need for all the frantic apologies now!

ㅤLike I said, save the apologies. It's all in good fun!

ㅤ[spawns in immediately]