Adelaide is the most perennially gutless joke of a club this comp jas evwr fucking seen. #AFLCrowsDogs

Everyone gassing this fucking team up over a fluke umpire assisted win against a washed Collingwood missing it's backline. I stick by my prediction: Bottom 4. #AFLCrowsDogs

Now to wait for Sunday where City batter that gutless fucking joke of an Arsenal team to set off the collapse.

There needs to be an actual RC into how the Crows won so many games last season. Slow, soft, no fucking talent. Worst list in the AFL bar none. #AFLCrowsDogs

Who am I less likely to ever see win their respective league in my lifetime?

For the record, I am 100% certain City win the Prem this season.

Think there's gonna need to be a few recounts/change of 2pp projections. ABC showing Labour trouncing a LNP candidate who as it stands, has less first preferences than the choof party in Elizabeth. #SAVotes

I mean, wise decision. It's not wrestling fans that keep making Mizuki go viral on this app. It's anime weebs and Tekken players who see her as Lili IRL.

Essendon looking more and more like spoon favorites and we're only 2 and a half rounds in.

The bottlejob is on.

Well, fuck. Looks like we need a new Arai Resistance leader.

Essendon:

Although Adelaide might give them a run for their money. No upside on this list whatsoever. #AFLCatsCrows

How many times of Stewart single handedly towelling up our entire forward line does it take for Nicks to stop using Pedlar as the defensive forward on him? Trick question. It will never happen because Matthew Nicks is a fucking idiot. #AFLCatsCrows

We know how this story ends. Nicks pulls the handbrake. The ball lives in Geelong's forward line. We lose. #AFLCatsCrows

And that should end it. Geelong should kick away on this worthless joke of a fucking club from here. #AFLCatsCrows

Honestly. Adelaide are a bottom 4 team and Geelong should be disgusted with themselves that this isn't a 50+ margin. #AFLCatsCrows

I'll say it again. Adelaide have the worst list in the comp in every conceivable way. Absolutely no fucking talent either now of for the future whatsoever. #AFLCatsCrows

If it wasn't for two of the softest 50's ever, Adelaide would be very deservedly 0-3 and probably on course for another 0-13 start. Absolutely pathetic fucking club. #AFLCatsCrows

The Matthew Nicks special. Park the bus for 3 quarters, fluke a lead and then get kicked away on late. The Mikel Arteta of AFL. (Derogatory) #AFLCatsCrows