When all the other NFL teams realize their QB isn’t Patrick Mahomes. #Chiefs #NFL #ChiefsKingdom

Me eyeing that ham Sammy at 10 am in the grain cart

Patrick who? #TommyDimes #Chiefs

I honestly need to know how many of Pats picks have hit chiefs receivers hands first. I’m guessing like 6-8? #Chiefs

BREAKING: NFL cancels the rest of the playoffs, will make the Super Bowl a best-of-7 series between the Chiefs and Bills

Next time my girl says 13 seconds isn’t long enough I’m going to show her Patrick Mahomes

My brain when I try to go to sleep tonight after that game

Me: Checking my Twitter for any NFL free agency signings… The AFC West:

Sat down and turned on the Royals spring training game today on TV. First game I get to watch with my kid! Proud dad moment! #Royals #dadlife

Cant blame the Chiefs here. If Chiefs were willing to make Tryeek the highest paid NFL WR, and he turned it down to leave KC and Pat to go get a few more million somewhere else.. that’s on him.

Anything worth watching on TV tonight?

Dad says “let’s go pick up the 2 or 3 big rocks on those new terraces we just built.” 2 hours and 4 gator fulls of rocks later….

The running game gave him 34 yards on 17 carries. The top 3 WRs were out with injury. He was on one leg. He threw for 326, 2 touchdowns, a 105 ratings… and ran for the game winning first down. He’s Patrick effing Mahomes and we’ve never seen anyone like him.

Jabroni might be my new favorite word! #KCChiefs #ARROWHEAD

I don’t even smoke, but I need a cigarette. #Chiefs #SuperBowl

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Anyone: The snow is actually kinda pretty. Me:

It’s happening, isnt it….? #Chiefs

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