I used to believe conspiracy nonsense. But now I see the actual truth, and it's far scarier: there's NO ONE behind the curtain. There is NO master plan. There are just a bunch of douchebag billionaires, each with their own sociopathic agenda, fighting for control of the helm.

Every election now takes eighteen months and costs $17 billion and drives half the country into frothing madness and then comes down to the same 50,000 dipshits in the same three stupid states.

You have to go for it, fourth and one, down 16-10, at the other team's 43, with 7:15 left in the game. You just have to.

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

This is old news, but the experience of entering an A's game via the Oakland Coliseum BART bridge is just fantastic.

Just ASS baby! 😢

Al would be ashamed. #RaiderNation

My son tested positive for Cov1d for 13 days. We kept him home that whole time to prevent forward spread. (Testing + = contagious) The school never once sent an email (or phone call) to check on him. You wanna know what they did send us? An excessive absence notice!

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he's like if bruce wayne was retarded

Imagine being more afraid that your child is going to receive gender affirming surgery while at school, but not remotely afraid that they could get shot at school. A large portion of this country does not live in reality.

Steelers - grabbed Russ for league minimum, Fields for a 7th round pick. Raiders - chose Minshew and O’Connell. Steelers - haven’t had a losing season in 20 years. Raiders - have 2 winning season in past 20 years. Some organizations are run professionally, some are not

It's scary how racism is not a dealbreaker for so many Americans. Donald Trump really brought out the worst this country has to offer.

Both Florida republicans and Texas republicans have informed the DOJ that federal election monitors are barred from going inside their state polling places. Both states are on the verge on flipping to blue and they know it, so cheating is their first and last resort.

Your algorithm is in control now. Free will is dead.

This always stuck out to me.

Russia won the cold war. It just took them a while.

“China will pay for the tariffs” is the new “Mexico will pay for the wall.”

Wow. Dying is easy. Math is hard. “The most patriotic thing you can do for your country is your homework.” This is both funny and true: