Love island but it’s “I love my wife island” and it’s me and my wife

🤭🤭🤭

Someone better put respect on graham cracker’s name

Harrison refuses to eat the fish sandwich

Drink of the summer so secretive this year

Just copped the Tiffany diamond set Xbox Pro controller

At the strip club paying the dancers to popcorn read out loud in the champagne room

Virginia is crazy. Why are there towns named Bumpass, Goochland, and Short Pump?

It’s so good when it hit your lips wow

Do you guys think that washer and dryer are friends outside of work?

Having a cup of the DOTS rn

I think selfie sticks will be back soon. Don’t sleep.

She didn’t like the man I became when the crab legs were on the table

Philadelphia is kinda like Mesopotamia if you think about it

I had the Dubai chocolate labubu pistachio martini tonight and it was good

I’m lowkey sipping downy infusions

She’s gaslighting me. Says “you don’t need to drink small beers”

They’re doin WHAT to the Yuletides??

She Lewised on my Clark until I Sacajawea

Section at the Navraj show going stupendous