Just got a roll of zyn for $10

Emotionally tailing my buddy’s chargers parlay tonight

If you look up Hugh Freeze the first result is a picture of him golfing. You can’t make this stuff up

Nate Oats. My Cousin Vinny.

This might be too niche #weincharlotte

The man behind the magic ⚔️ Tony Elliott is your 2025 ACC Coach of the Year.

How about the line for Virginia's Jacari White in today's win over Dayton? 25 points on 9-9 shooting from the field and 7-7 from three-point range. That's illegal in 48 states!

I’m high on life and it’s making me fent fold #hidell

Computer order me an uber. Make sure he is west African I would like to talk about his heritage in the passenger seat

Computer how do I kill myself with readily available home products? Ie baking soda etc.

Computer neither my uber driver (who was black but not west African) nor the girl I love will talk to me what’s my issue?

CBDB IS BACK?!!!!! Life is for the liviiiing

@barstoolsouthend #charberia

I’m federal agent Jack Bauer. This… is the longest day of my life.

I am federal agent Jack Bauer, and I just took a .6 mile uber to Tyber creek.