I dooo be at the whole foods prepared food section, no list just chaotic vibes

I’m not crying you’re crying

We as a society are not acknowledging enough how cute I am as a ginger

Why do we call it Networking, that’s so ugly — I’m forging unlikely friendships

on the outside i seem like a well adjusted, functioning adult on the inside, i'm thinking about Hairspray (2007)

do you think Thackery & Elijah ever explored each other’s bodies

New York City is the greatest social experiment ever created

alas alack my pussy and my crack

This Barbie Can Do Hard Things!!

Stop scrolling beetch

Having a crush on someone is exhausting fr

Okay but I actually do believe her cunty bob was a lifelong commitment

Broke my twitter hiatus just to repost something about christine baranski’s cunty bob in mamma mia apparently….tracks

Should I rejoin this site, been kinda missing yelling into the void

omg..what happened to the sun?

Ah the feminine urge to get whiskey drunk at your local dive on a monday because you still miss him

*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants

Damn men really are pieces of shit huh