I won't wear the dress, Trog. It's itchy and un-American. I don't care if it's a funeral. --Clay

@cindymariej I smell a partnership! Or maybe that's just trogs shoes!

A man once offered to pay me $3 to hold a pigeon in my hand for 2 wks. After 2 wks the man was gone. I got pigeon poop. Hard times. -Trog

Did kemmler get electrocuted where has he been?

The measure of one's soul is not something that can be seen, it is something felt by those in your life. - Trog

There is no doubt that doubt exists, however, I'll not let a persistent doubt alter the future of my doubtful present. - Trog

I'm drunk. And back. Booya. -kemmler

I don't agree with alchohol in the morning. I mean I agree with it, but the booze from last night don't. -kemmler

I have no idea what it means, but my whiskey is gone, my coat is inside out, and Clay is nowhere to be found. Pray for us sinners. - Trog

I found Clay. I'd rather not say where, but I offer my most sincere apologies to the Sisters of Our Lady of Hope and Mercy - Trog

I found a cat once and let it live on my shoulder attached to a string. Trog said it would bring fleas.

His calloused and unfair insult caused the cat to become offended and run away. Now I mourn by itching.

(previous two tweets courtesy of clay)

Also trog, sorry about your coat being the wrong side out. If you'd put your whiskey on the outside pockets, this wouldn't happen.- clay

Trog! The monkey that works with the calliope player in the park is out of work! We have to help him find a job! --Clay

... He may have shown up drunk to work... That is not my fault... --Clay

I don't know if it gets worse before it gets better. I also don't know where this monkey came from. But he's here. Clay calls him Stan.-Trog

Q:Which came first the chicken or the egg? A:I don't care as long as I get my eggs sunny-side up.- Trog

A:541 butt cords of wood. Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Its the butt cord that bothers me.-Trog

It's not stolen if you ate it. That goes for watches, too. --Clay