hm maybe some expired cheeto puffs in the pantry but youd still have to get past the weapons not like i live there anymore though that was a long time ago

thats a nurse not a maid get into character jade

are you offering

why did i have to live to read that sentence

id like to see him try also definitely not dressing up as him i hope you know that if you bought a costume already im gonna find a way to burn it

rose please ive got subconscious phallic imagery to discuss are you really gonna leave all this premium internalized homoeroticism uncounseled

i dont need my temperature checked look at me im fit as a fiddle whatever that means im a buff ass violin and i need a maid outfit

i dont think john wants to be my girlfriend especially not my furry girlfriend i mean i see the attempt youre making at being a wingwoman here but no

what repressed trauma

can we at least get the birthday cake flavored one this time

scandalous

so are we gonna ignore the fact that sweat is pouring out of their ears and nostrils right now or

holy fuck its him

same animal

mole frog mole frog mole frog mole frog god he is perfect so funky this frog looks ready for anything and ready for absolutely nothing all at the same time why doesnt he live with us already

Frog haters DNI.

jade you already know im at petco purchasing a 50 gallon terrarium right now

thinking about the cute feeling of jades face in my hands…

the question is will i ever let go