In ground pool +forest =unpleasant discoveries when emptying the skimmer baskets. #Ohno #bunbun #iwastoolate #desicateit #creepytaxidermy

Just had Navajo tacos for the first time and am contemplating culinary prostration to the cook. #frybreadrules #yummytummy #goodfriends

Found & dealt w/1 wasps nest yesterday, found a 2nd 1, but didn't have time to deal with it yesterday. Today I dealt with the 2nd from yesterday & they lead me from it to FIVE MORE, 2 of which I've already dealt with. The other 3 are INSIDE the light fixtures. #cleaningthegarage

That moment when you just can't handle that really nice person's daffy, ignorant carelessness anymore. Pay bills here or use someone else's resources. If you had to do the work to fix the thing you were making worse you'd give a damn.

Cincinnati chili =the most romantic farts my husband and I could blow at each other!

Congratulations Last Man Standing on a poignant and Funny season premiere on FOX! They just can't keep a good man down!

Judgements often say more about the judger than the judged.

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Amazon has endorsed my States Reform Act, a bill that would end the federal government’s 85-year prohibition on marijuana. forbes.com/sites/willyako…

I just told someone that I'm in an "everyone would be better off dead" mood. He said, "well, I'll let you get back to that" and left. Best interaction I've had all week! 😆

Sick of beating my head against a wall. From now on I'm going to beat THEIR head against said wall.

If you make your problem MY problem in spite of my boundaries... If your Little Bitch Shit continues... I gotta become a BIG BITCH.

I am one inelegant creature

Once again, FB community standards blocked me bc they don't get nuance. Starting to think I'm going to like the New Twitter

15 of the children featured in last year's #BigTweet were found safe and well. We want to reach more people than ever before this year so we can help find even more children. Share our appeals and support #TeamBigTweet to help us #FindEveryChild