How #cum I only date chicks with dicks... 🤔😔

Taking the little goblin out for some nutrients and fresh air

I just want a girl who can star fish and has a crazy large camel toe #feels #yeah

This whole illness thing got me feeling sick af 😖

All I want in life is for my gf to walk around town using the fox tail butt plug I got her last christmas. I guess that's just too much to ask though #wtf #feels #pussywizard2019

I be hustlin 8 days a week. My underwear stained brown to prove it try to fuck with me man #hustle #شكرا_للمستشار_تركي_ال_الشيخ

You haven't truly lived until you actively wipe your ass side to side #truth

how girls flirt: this picture of these monkeys i sent you who are snuggling that’s you and me you are the big monkey i am the little monkey how boys flirt: jesus fucking christ youve never seen john wick what the fuck are you out of your mind come over after work then

Everyday I fear my girl with leave me for a guy who can hit the orange button on guitar hero

Hope Martin 1. Error 2. Error 3. Program works :) 4. Error 5. Develop nicotine and caffeine addiction 6. More errors. 7. No sleep 8. Works but has bugs 9. 2.8 GPA 10. 100k salary

I'd do some nasty shit to get a gf that likes me but I draw the line at "loyalty"

I really just spent 45$ Taco Bell, what the fuck is wrong with me

How the fuck are LED headlights even legal

Just lost my NNN super powers. Pretty bummed 😡😳

Eating like a king for Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving

Might go to work tomorrow, might start smoking crack. We'll see how the night goes

never in my 3 days of trading have I ever seen anything like this

sweet dreams