.Donald J. Trump, you are lying to suppress the vote.

It’s not about luck! Finding a pot of gold (like a scholarship) at the end of every rainbow is all about knowing where to look: bit.ly/3fMIlGU

Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m down by the banks of the hanky panky where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank-y

Isaac Newton: finally i’ve figured out gravity Dairy Queen employee: here’s ur blizzard [flips it] Isaac: are you fucking k-

I’ve played at least 1 game of sudoku a day on my phone for the past 10 months. Yet, I’m still too cheap to buy the app in order to have add free games.

Every night I watch tik toks until the one comes on where the guy tells me to stop watching videos and go to sleep.

When I signed up to serve the people of Colorado, I knew I was also signing up for pushback. I didn't know I'd be attacked and threatened for being a young woman in statewide office. This must end. I’m with you Leslie Herod, and all elected women threatened for doing their jobs.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO USA!!!!! FUCK YESSSSSS!!!!

That’s it for election results updates until 9:00 am on Nov. 5. Here’s what has been counted so far: All in person early votes All in person Election Day votes All mail ballots through Nov. 2 1/2

Him: Me: *calls back* what do you need?! Him: I’m good, I just missed you

Today I’m in the central time zone, but I’m working off mountain time, had a job interview in pacific time and then a scheduled phone call in eastern time.

Having to constantly schedule things across multiple time zones has turned my brain into mush.

Just attempted to make a flex by saying “I’ve talked to a guy who has talked to Elon Musk.”

To my people in your 20s…..how are we all managing to be professionals and degenerates at the same time?

iPad kids have gone rouge and are now telemarketing