Betcha didn’t think you needed to see a duck get a foot massage until now. x.com/AnimalsWorId/s…

So we're sitting down for family night of Godzilla watching and my sister says "I feel like all these godzillas can exist because of that Matthew Broderick movie. You know, where godzilla had babies? Cause they didn't get them all, some were left." And y'all. My mind is BLOWN.

"Aww oh my gosh I love your cute little bun, your hair is great" "Thanks, I call this hairstyle didn't have time to brush this morning!"

Honestly I'm happy the royal family could be together for Prince Phillip's funeral. When my grandpa died my aunt was stuck in quarantine for two weeks dealing with it alone. We still haven't been able to have the funeral. I don't think anyone should have to face that grief alone

Shout to the gas station girl who was all about complimenting my outfit. Like, yes girl I am COORDINATED thank you for noticing! I totally did not just buy this hat on a target whim, Def. Planned.. Women supporting women? Yes please!

Me right now:

*SCREECHES*

So according to this buzz feed quiz, I would match with Book Reader on dating apps. Who am I to argue with the internet? Hit me up good sir, not only am I hilarious, but I cook too 😘 #shootingmyshot

Real talk though, if my future boy doesn't hit the points in this song I think it's over thanks Amy Adams

What do I want? I want- you know what I want? I just want to be as beautiful as victoria is that so much to ask? Guy taking my order at Wendy's: I mean... I just wanted to know if you wanted to add a 99 cent cookie... so... um... Me:... ... ... Yeah. Make it two.

Go! The 10-minute sprint starts now. Optional prompts are: Show up, Present, Deconstruct

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Hey lovelies. If you're feeling unsure about this journey you're on,or wondering why you should pick back up the pen, these songs are for you: -Daisies by Katy Perry -Almost there from the princess and the frog soundtrack It'll help. Promise 😊

Shout out to the ladies at Victoria's Secret who let my sisters and I hide out in the store today when a creep was following us around the mall. Being the oldest is hard enough, trying to keep them safe is terrifying. These girls straight up hid us AND offered to call security

Hot take: Ed Sheeran's song is an updated version of cupid shuffle. Don't believe me? DO THE DANCE I DARE YOU

Today was another rough day in a long line of rough days and if the morning takes another lifetime to come so be it. I'm so tired.

Just a little joy, we could all use some 😊

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MY LITERAL CHILDHOOD HEART Y'ALL

It is really wild, to spend years wondering what your purpose is. Only to realize you've outlived it