Toddler: “Fuck This” Me: Look I Feel The Same But We Can’t Be Shouting That. 😂

If You Seriously Wanna Impress Me Say My First Name Right.😂

I drank from the water hose as a kid. The corona virus aint got shit on me

I'm that song you skipped and found out later it was actually fire

I'm not better than anybody. But I am too good for certain shit and I stand on that

One thing about me, I notice weird vibes, bad energy, and sneaky shit.

being attached ain't no joke... shit start to fw ya head when yall ain't on good terms

Pickles are fire, if you don’t like pickles something is wrong with you

My attitude came from pain and betrayal, I wasn’t always like this

Do you ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t want to take you

I matured off pain, not age

I tried to act like I froze on FaceTime and forgot da ceiling fan was on 😭‼️

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless ass relationship....

Vibin with me is like finding out the song you always skipped is actually fire

April Fools Day is cancelled this year, as no made up prank could match the unbelievable shit happening in the real world right now.

Toilet papering someone’s house would be a massive flex right now.

I wonder if kid rock gets drunk and sings picture like we do 😂

When they can’t touch who you’ve become, they try to dig up who you used to be‼️💯✌🏽

Im so high i just looked in the mirror and we both laughed 😭😂

We went from Down with the Sickness to Lets Start a Riot like a playlist shuffle...