OPD takes almost HALF of Oakland's general fund each year & that percent has skyrocketed in the past 2 decades — consuming desperately needed resources from essential city programs & vital services. It’s time we tore up the blank check. We must #DefundOPD! Defund OPD Anti Police-Terror Project

Tom Waits’ 🌍💥 Earth Died Screaming: youtu.be/C3iLNJ4WJE4

Can’t stop listening to Run The Jewels 4 youtu.be/32hUIGnMpOY

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I wanna broc and roll all night, and broccoli everyday.

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard “once in a lifetime recession” in my life, I’d have any money.

Today I went to Berkeley and I couldn’t find a bathroom so I peed in a bush and scored a bonus parking ticket. I guess things are getting back to normal.

Happy Lick a Doorknob Day, Californians!

Got pulled over- my smog is 2 days late. I already paid it. 3 times the cop asked if I lived in my van. 3 unheard “No”s from me. Then his partner, who was there the whole time asked. #allcopsareselectivelydeaf