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Trump, you sweaty dope. You could have quietly lived in the shadows and laundered Russian mob money and nailed porn actresses to your heart's content but you needed to be the center of attention and now the whole world knows that not only are you a criminal, but a stupid criminal

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞

Hey Jack Pattillo, tomorrow is the last day to vote early in North Carolina let's gooooooooooo.

Covid has taught me three things: 1. Our economy collapses as soon as it stops selling useless stuff to over indebted people 2. It is perfectly possible to reduce pollution 3. The lowest paid people in the country are essential to its functioning

Us in 2000: “Hayden Christensen as Vader? Lameeee” Us in 2020: “I WILL PAY YOU TEN AMERICAN DOLLARS EVERY MONTH TO PUT THE MASK ON AND STREAM HAYDEN TO MY HOUSE.” #DisneyInvestorsDay

Here’s the math: If the goal is to reach 80% of Americans vaccinated with a 2-dose #covid19 vaccine, it will take 10 years at our current pace. We are at 1 million vaccinations a week. To get to herd immunity by June 2021, we need to be at 3.5 million vaccinations a day.

My kid before Zoom starts. My kid on Zoom. Me offering ‘learning support’ to my kid on Zoom.

Listening to them, you’d really think some Conservatives interpret the right to free speech as “I have the right to be liked, accepted, and popular no matter what I say, who I endanger, or how much I lie”

This DnD movie better have a character die at some point only for the gang to meet a totally different character in the next town who is played by the same actor.

Me while visiting App State for open house.