Millennials need therapy bc we grew up watching those scenes from My Girl and The Neverending Story.

I’m not sensitive, I just saw Artax die in the swamp of sadness too many times.

You know who’s not upset about the Netflix #LOVEISBLINDreunion flopping? TLC Network #90dayfiancetheotherway airing at the same time.

non aesthetic things This is the most beautiful video you'll see today ❤️ x.com/Xabara__/statu…

Pelican tries to eat capybara

Pulled up to the McDonald’s drive thru for my after-therapy DC and my radio embarrassed me by having a distinctly millennial song on every station, including “get low.” I’m still cool, I promise.

Reba, not right now……

Very much so me these days

This outcome paired with my toddler screaming “I want to take my eyes out!”

Don’t mind me, just trying to deepen the depression is all.

Allowing myself to disassociate, as a lil treat.

In unrelated news, a rage room just opened down the street. Might pay it a visit and smash some TVs.

“These are fire” - husband #baking

“I will marry you, for your information” is so wildly funny coming from Sarper. #90DayFiance

“I enjoy your baking as long as it doesn’t impede on other things you should be doing.”

I went to the gym today and, while I’m not the type to experience exhilaration from going, I’m still glad I went.

I was today years old when I realized that giving a star rating at the end of a kindle book also logged it in my goodreads for all my friends to see the smut I’ve been reading 🙈😂

Parents of toddlers: when you’ve played with them, taken them to get cake pops, played some more, ate lunch together, played again and they keep asking to play, play, play but you’re tank is just about empty, what do you do? Asking for a friend 🙃

Only 3 years away from having had Twitter/x for 20 years. That seems impossible yet here I am, a living relic.