I’m so tired of these crackheads coming into my lobby when I’m closed smoking cigarettes, doing drugs and unplugging my fucking air fresheners.

Ryan pooped in the potty tonight and as he flushed he said “bye bye turdies see ya tomorrow” 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

Lesson of the day. Before calling your husband freaking out that the car is making a new loud noise check to see if you didn’t pick up a stick.

I’ll miss your need for speed and the rumble of your heart. But I won’t miss the amount of times you left me stranded and your constant need for new parts. 🙃 On to new and better things ❤️

I’ve put 470 miles on my car in one week 🙃🙃🙃

Ryan is at the point in his life where he says the weirdest funniest shit. Told the lady at the bank today “Can I have a lollipop with no ice please”

Only 3 Fridays between me and vacation 🥹🥹

I swear this is exactly how Dean looks going from one end of my house to the other. 😂 kid has mega speed

Ryan told his dad today “I just want my fucking window down bro”

“MOMMIE Deans trying to take my fucking race cars again”

The amount of books I have screenshots of from BookTok is absolutely ridiculous. 😂🙃

If I gave this kid one trait it’s the ability to sleep wherever he feels like it 😅

If you make money by selling things you make on your cricut you deserve EVERY penny you ask people to pay you. 😅 This shit is hard

“Mommie my big ol fat belly is starving”

How did I make the same kid twice? 😅

Patting myself on the back for my Christmas gag gift idea. 🤪🤭

My Snapchat keeps suggesting people to be friends with but like I haven’t added anyone on Snapchat in like 10 years so like is it considered creepy to just add people and wait for them to accept. How do the cool kids do it now? 🤔