Nobody: Me: play barter 6

freelance comic

This is our son viejito

this one

Mexicans can really open a beer with anything

😂😂😂😂😂

Hitting him in the head with a bat and ordering jack in the box on his card sounds fun

I wish I was taller so I could pull off the long denim shorts this summer. I look like a dad in the 90’s and not in a good way.

This would’ve been the perfect spinnanight bag before Danny and I lived together

I grew a Mexican baby so I’m an honorary Mexican just saying

I’m Taylor Swifts #1 hater but The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived is probably one of my favorite songs I’ve ever heard and I can’t get over it

ok but imagine drake just said fuck it and hopped on BBL drizzy

you can't spell margarita without 'ma'

Another 14000 step day

@ my boyfriend

God I work my fucking ass off and I’m tired. I’m too pretty for this shit.

I know that you love me. Don’t need to remind me.