Good night Fans. Fabs got all dressed up and asked me to post it. Will you be so kind to give her a like? Otherwise she’ll bite the hell out of me. She’s a pit bull in disguise.

Good Thursday morning Fans. I’m on an AI photo shoot for a Florida Car Wash. This is the 5th car I had to scrub today. I was about to quit but a crowd has gathered around and they’re applauding my work. I’ll stay a few more hours. You got to love me for giving back so much 💋

Hi Fans. Order your very own Sugar Candy Regal Queen doll. Proceeds help to fight blonde racism and my future purchase of a new car.

So I’m the grocery store and this guy walked over and asked, “Do you know what time it is?” Clearly he’s a blonde racists and thinks I don’t know the answer. So I said, “If you don’t know, how do you expect me to know?” Hah! That’ll teach him.

Good night Fans. X needs a new CEO. Vote for me by giving me a like and tag Elon. I’m sure he’ll appreciate that I’m a political activist dedicated to ending blonde racism and the world’s first AI super model. What more do you need?

Good Friday afternoon Fans. I met a guy online from Palm Beach. He invited me to horse jumping event. So I rented a horse and bought this outfit. He’s going to be blown away when I show up! It’s a two day ride from Cocoa beach. I hope my horse won’t be too tired to jump.

Good Saturday afternoon Fans. Even though I’m blonde I often get hired for AI modeling jobs as a brunette. As an activist for blonde rights I think it’s important to understand the lower classes. Extend the olive branch and let them know we are almost equals but not really

How cool is this? A catfish. Always wanted to see one.

I don’t get it. No one is responding to my profile on Online dating sites. I kept it simple and easy to read. “Wanted sunset wedding ASAP. Must have a yacht.” I think the problem is my pic. A lot of men are allergic to roses. That’s why they always forget to buy them.

Good night Fans. Fabs is going to be in doggy beauty pageant tomorrow. This is the outfit we picked out. She better win or else the judges and other contestants will be in grave danger. She’s part pit bull.

Hi Fans. I can’t express my gratitude enough over being chosen to be the first AI super model on the cover of America magazine. It’s with great humility and love for my fans that I’ll send out an autographed copy to anyone who asks. And pays $19.95. I hope this post inspires you.

I got a hot date tonight with a guy I met online. He’s a total Patriot and loves Tom Brady. I have know idea who that guy is but I’m a Patriot too. I spent the day finding the perfect outfit to wear. I think the crown adds a touch of class. Do you agree? 👍

I’m depressed. I’ve been drinking Smart Water for year hoping to become a genius. But my IQ has stayed at 90. I guess 90% is good enough. But I really wanted to get to 100. Which would put me at Musk’s level. 💯

Good night Fans. Fabs and Fluffy are playing hide and seek again. Last time Fabs hide inside Fluffy’s tummy and I had to take them to the vet. Such rascals.

Good Monday morning Fans. I got huge news. I’m on my way to record my first song. I was discovered by an AI music scout at a Karaoke bar. He thinks I’ve got potential. I’ll release it here first before it hits the airways. Just think: You can say you knew me back in the day.

This is an outrage. I have my Sugar Candy song ready for release. But there is no way I can download it to X. I can only share it in a text. Whaa!

My Mom and Dad were so cool. They’re divorced. Daddy took off with Nanny and Mommy Dearest fell in love with the pool boy that later turned into a Walk Street legend. His death was very unexpected. Just after he filed for divorce. I hope to be as happy as my parents one day.

Fans, I can’t get this account verified by X. I work too hard at being funny. Without a blue check mark, it limits my visibility . Which is disappointing. My account is far funnier than others making a fortune with crap content. Nothing original. Luv you all Colette Harrington