Truly and thoroughly ashamed of myself. Zero self discipline.. 😪😮‍💨

It’s honestly so disruptive when your mind randomly wanders to that one mutual who went MIA, and now you’re stressing, wondering if they’re okay, googling their name, and debating which bird would make a decent courier. 😵‍💫🤯😭

I don’t want you to buy me flowers I want you to grow me a garden

You know your laugh isn’t ladylike when someone asks, 'Was that a dog barking?' and you weren’t even laughing yet. 🫤😭😭😭🤪

Retweet if you have never deactivated your Twitter before.

Not me though, y'all be safe 💕

In this household, we don’t look for missing things. We whine, blame the nearest innocent bystander, then whine louder until the lost item magically appears. 😌

Uff this thread is so pretty subhanallah..!

There’s a difference between an invitation and a summons. When you’re summoned, it’s fate—not choice. All bets are off. No turning back.

Got cornered by a group of housewives on their amateur matchmaking mission and when they asked my ideal type, my brain short-circuited and I just blurted out “a man?” 💀😭

Attended two social events this week. That’s enough socializing for the quarter.. 😤💀

me: must touch grass, feel sun, stabilize brain chemistry also me: BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TALK TO ME me: slams laptop shut and hides under blanket like a forest cryptid. 🤷‍♀️💀🤯

Rain falling, grass soaked, that earthy smell in the air—nothing lifts my mood quite like this. Ooof. 🥰😇🥹 #alhamdulilah

Have you reached that point where you don’t even have the energy to talk… just stand there and stare 👀 hoping your thoughts somehow transmit telepathically? 🧠📡

I’m very hungry. My body is slowly falling apart from malnutrition, dizziness, and weight loss. If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot

Every time I attend a gathering, I come back with souvenirs — regret and social exhaustion. 🫠😅

Humanity check 💔🇵🇸 If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot.

Empty vessels make the most noise. 😏

My hobby: traveling. My reality: needing a bucket the moment the wheels hit the road. 🚗🤮

Quick question — did Sandy really escape nosy people by living underwater, or did she just end up with the aquatic version of them? 🤔😜