10th Hole, Carnoustie Golf Links, Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland

Performing classic adverts as serious drama: Um Bongo (1985)

Fuck sake

Hey PepTeam, sorry that 4 #blues can’t be at the game this weekend but we’ve got a massive #golf tournament in South #Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 to get through. How’s about a shout out or RT for the 8 of us battling it out for #Banff2022 #CTID Manchester City

Great sounds coming out of the music department today. Enjoy this cover version of Wish You Were Here. United Music #music #integrity #ambition #determination #educationwithcharacter

Cyber Monday today? Could be forgiven for thinking it’s been cancelled

#rohbarber Everyman Muswell Hill massive

Hi to Bumper and Sue in Edinburgh from Jody and Rich in Muswell Hill #rohbarber

My best Telegraphy fantasy football week ever

#rohfigaro hi Sue - greetings from Muswell Hill!

There are two types of people in life. Those that like The Smiths and fucking idiots. R.I.P to Andy Rourke. #BoringVinylWanker

Hey Luke Donald - know you’ve been busy but can you give The Banff a RT? Golf’s 2nd greatest tournament heading to 7th Oldest Golf Club in the World, Peterhead Golf Club and Moray Golf Club this weekend

Hey Paige Spiranac - know you’ve been busy but can you give The Banff a RT? Golf’s 2nd greatest tournament heading to NE Scotland this weekend? Cheers

I was expecting Keir to tell us that his mum has a vagina

I’ve trawled the archives this morning in an attempt to pin-point the spark that lit the fuse of the societal collapse we’re witnessing right now and I’m fairly certain it’s here…

"Tesla wankers!"