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If a ref came up to Patrick Mahomes like this, twitter would burn to the ground.

MAGA Logic: -TikTok: Ban it -Abortion: Ban it -Marijuana: Ban it -Drag shows: Ban it -Immigration: Ban it -Public Schools: Ban it -Dialogue on racism: Ban it -Books by Black or LGBTQ authors: Ban it -Guns: BANS DON’T WORK YOU SNOWFLAKES

Reminder: On August 6, 2020 Trump signed an executive order to ban TikTok.

I also apologize. That is why i dont try to spike the ball. 😂

You can only retweet this if your team is in the Super Bowl.

Who I ask .. really ASK.. who? Is tired of watching the CHIEFS ! That is rubbish .THE CHIEFS !!’ Kingdom

They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

Well, it wasn’t easy, but Trump did it. He ended the several hundred year friendship between the US and Canada — our neighbor and closest ally. Isolationism is a dumb idea, but going out of your way to get countries around the world to actually hate us is even stupider.

I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.

Elon today

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology

Shoutout all the 92%ers and swifties for actually helping us break the internet

TOUCHDOWN! Jayden Limar with the first TD of the season to give Oregon a quick 7-0 lead! #GoDucks

This! This! This! THIS! THIIIIIIS!!!!!!!! FUCKING THIIIIIIS!!!!!!! 👇

3-0. #GoDucks

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. yahoo.com/news/articles/…

Let’s review. X: owned by Trump’s largest donor @Facebook: owner gave Trump $1M TikTok US: soon operated by billionaire Trump donors ABC News: fired Kimmel, gave Trump $15M CBS: fired Colbert, gave Trump $16M This isn't normal. Free speech doesn't belong to billionaires.