im ready 4 summer

The way I knew I was gonna be a single mom and didn’t gaf cuz I knew this baby was for me anyway 🩵

Cats and babies act the same sometimes

Me at the club with bad bitches

When the joint I’m smoking supposed to make me sleepy instead I’m bussing down a whole choreo lol

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

Silent screaming is so real

& please have a big d!ck

Never had an ugly phase in my life not all of u can say the same 🥰

They’ll do this and still cheat on you

Detach!!! And accept!!! Nothing is personal

A shopping spree in New York w someone’s black card would heal me

This old man had no business LOOKING at my 7 month old boy like that wtf 😭😭

Ladies your morning routine should include moving that BODY, shake that ass, move them hips, WHINE idk just MOVE

this isn’t how you guys live life? because it’s definitely how I live mine!

I LIKE THINGS THAT HAVE QUALITYYYYY unfortunately that means all the expensive shit lol

Baby Jack sparked his healing journey which most dads should do once they have a kid especially a boy

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

What’s the term for babies/kids that cry until they get what they want I have one of those 😩

She said that’s why you’re bald 😭😭😭