i wish there was a shazam for when people smell really good but ur too shy to ask what products they’re wearing

chicago pride flag stickers in my etsy shop!! i donate 25% of profits to mutual aid funds in palestine etsy.com/listing/176425…

can’t wait to watch the unfunny debate snl sketch on youtube in like 3 weeks

big day for zillenials who were closeted in high school

giving a snapchat instead of a number…we are adults please text me

adopted a kitten and now i understand why my dad teared up during dear theodosia when we saw hamilton together in 2017

my senior year english teacher made us read the handmaid’s tale at the beginning of the first trump administration and half the class didn’t understand the parallels…i wonder if they’re still allowed to teach that book in missouri 8 years later

missed the whole game bc i was in the kitchen guzzling shrimp cocktail that somebody else bought… i feel good about that

elon musk is making $8 million a day to take away poor people’s food and healthcare. people are going to literally die while he sits on his phone making bullshit racist tweets and raking in billions of dollars.

at least Paris has decent public transit

this aged poorly

i think she did it but i just can’t prove it

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

This you?

Trump supporters ARE Nazis and Facists. I don’t think anyone deserves to be murdered, but I do think the world would be a better place with less Nazis and Facists.

let me get this straight: pedophilia? totally fine being openly racist? cool homophobia? 👍 school shootings? whatever not being sad that a white supremacist was killed? you deserve to be publicly doxxed and lose your job

not everyone has a safe and clean place to prepare food not everyone has a working oven or stove not everyone has access to a grocery store with fresh ingredients you have no right to police people when you don’t give a shit about accessibility

guy who wants you to come to his improv show