when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

You literally have to not give a fuck. Like simply stop giving a fuck. About anything lmfao

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

Next week has been exhausting.

Jesus just wanted yall to be nice to people fr

gentle reminder that we are getting this iconic trio back

You gotta start at 15

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

the silence after surviving a day that no one knew was hard.

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

I just am not a type B gyal. When things don’t go as planned, I’m pissed the hell off. I’m not a go w the flow gyal. I need STRUCTURE and efficiency

"if i were you" you'd go insane if you were me

First born daughters.

I stalk everyone no one special i’m just a stalker

Even when I try to be delusional, it’s impossible. Logic leads me, I can only see things for what they are. I just can’t play stupid

and they still haven’t made a season as good as this

if i send you this just know im coming to play in yo face

no one: me: “kyk wat doen a blazer” 😭