opened reddit for the first time in forever and saw this gem

would have been nice to know before i spent the last two days sitting at the back of the map missing people on purpose

I found out two employees are dating, and planning to get married. I told them they can keep their jobs and continue their relationship, but on one condition: They have to bring their firstborn to next year’s Christmas party. They smiled and said they’re happy to. But I have

just checked my bank account and while I see how this could be a cool feature, I do wonder if perhaps we could program it to read the room

london solo queue 🙂

ty riot

"your team was not considered a favourite" SO THEY ARE PURPOSEFULY PUTTING ME IN TEAMS WITH BRICK MUNCHING IMBECILES I FUCKING KNEW IT

If you're a zoomer your tech literacy level is determined by whether or not you tried to install Minecraft mods as a child

Ever since i got my driver license i stopped viewing old people as humans

looking to buy 3 vct london tickets for the grand finals if anyone has spares 🙏 #valtwt #vct

i will vote for whichever party makes it illegal for companies to take away app reward points

Sentinels SEN johnqt 🇲🇦 SEN reduxx SEN JonahP SEN cortezia

light work