Oh Decatur! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

the joke is always on you if you confuse my whimsy for stupid

This is the body of a woman. She didn't hit a wall, she hit adulthood y'all are gross out here.

If you feel like humanity is at unprecedented levels of doom, I can’t recommend immersive reading enough. Not to hide from the real world (tho the temptation is real), but to imprint in your heart the idea that we are not the first people to feel this.

Real artists shamelessly paint portraits of the heart's deepest desires. It's why the lyrics are just as beautiful as the instrumental and vocal accompaniment 🧐

Young white American men with poor social skills are responsible for the most mass shootings at educational facilities and somehow these Somali women are the crazy ones for not letting a bunch of them showing up to check in their hypothetical 'kid'. LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE

I pray that ANYONE battling ADDICTION finds SOBRIETY in 2026 ❤️‍🩹

When I was 8, I fell through a log into in creek bed (~1 mi from my house)that was home to thousands of fire ants. NONE of our parents were home so the neighbor kids helped pull me out. By the time mom got home I was already soaking in an oatmeal bath with the calamine out🤷‍♀️

Ichigo Niggasake I’m glad he filmed this too show other women what they should do when they’re fed up.

アメリカ国土安全保障省に許可なく絵が使われています🐧💦 どうしたものか💦

How about *banning* Blackstone from buying single family homes? As Governor, I will. In Florida, homes are for families, not private equity.

WHO IS WE??? HE. HE. HEEEEEEE.

And I still wonder how a straight guy managed to play Cam

Very grateful for such an awesome boss and and job that I still don't dread going to. Even when ppl are awful and rude we have some really funny, genuinely good hearted folks on staff that just make life easier.

I promise you this: none of the widows and none of the kids of America’s dead soldiers are going to get a penny of Venezuela’s oil money, but Donald’s family will. open.substack.com/pub/steveschmi…

This gentleman's analogy encapsulates the pedophile president's blithering idiocy in Venezuela to perfection. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

Roger that, numbnuts

You were grossly unqualified and a disgrace to the nation, Dan.

The United States doesn’t have democracy at home. It cannot give any country democracy abroad.