Yes I know ball. Drinking with the family. Pray for me tonight.

Told bro it was time he got a piece so he went and copped the führer #expand 🙋🏻‍♂️

Would you prefer your girlfriend to be more republican than you or less?

Hate this Maryland team. Queen is a thug.

Me after I shoot an 89 to win $10 off my friend

I might lock myself on the range and just hit 100 yd shots.

Yes I’m a man, yes I drink matcha, yes I read at my local bookstore, yes I listen to Clairo. We exist.

So much love in my heart for breakfast food.

I’m golfing like shit and I suck at clash Royale again. I need new hobbies.

This is how hungover I am

Bryson missing putts with this woke pogo stick 😹😹😹😹😹😹

Reading on a kindle is much better than a physical book. I don’t think I’ll ever go back.

Fuck the oilers but Evander Kane is the coolest name ever.

Victor hovland is your 2025 U.S Open champion.

Best bands ever: Radiohead Pearl Jam Steely Dan Dave Matthews Band Stone Temple Pilots Eagles HM: Chili peppers, Coldplay

How Kyle Pitts looks at me in the 8th round of my fantasy draft:

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.

Georgia gets underrated as a state. Probably because of Atlanta.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME Vernell "Trey" Brown III1️⃣™️

“Go on up Brian, your buyout check is up there, it’s completely safe” -LSU boosters today, probably #BKKAK