no babe i love how 30 you are

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

Some might say this is derivative or cliche but I think a bear stealing honey is a timeless classic

My screen time was 11 hours... is that bad? #OliveOylComics

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

Eat a whole ham by yourself idc you held the IWGP HW champion eight times

mh favorite thing abojt this king of DDT is that you can find some of the worst renders/placement ever its beautiful

he’s one of the girls

ORPHEUS!

Neighbourh

This tweet is giving Action Bronson bars 😭😭

OH JESUS CRUST

i LOVE danhausen lore

Noooo

This match received a 20 minute standing ovation in my room

Cody Rhodes was at Goldberg beating Hogan for the belt, Hogan turning at Bash at the Beach 96, All In, multiple WrestleManias, and god knows what else, but he was also at this and that's way cooler.

be who you are 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

"Your accent is AMERICAN but you speak like a native English speaker." OOF. BURN.

Maybe it's just because I'm miserable but my favorite kind of podcast is where at least 50% of it is just uncontrollable laughter from the hosts.