I don't remember how to do this.

If we throw a virgin into a volcano will Summer come faster?

cheese is just a loaf of milk

I smile as I walk down the empty toilet paper aisle happy that after all this time my bidet will finally pay off. All it took was a global pandemic 😏

“how’s self quarantine going?”

Welp that's it. That's my mind. Gone. Lost forever.

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking and smoking. Scared the shit out of me, so that's it! After today no more reading.

Why do girls keep having periods when they hate them? Just stop having them, do what makes you happy :)❤️

Time to invest my savings account on stock in funeral homes, people are going to be dying to get in

I'll suck a dick for some chicken breasts