brad’s performance in burn after reading makes me fuCKING WHEEZE

Y’all I was just on FundieSnark and I need you to see the caption on this Instagram post (she’s referring to her toddler twins)

.Shane Gillis is in the house tonight!! #SmackDown

STOP SCROLLING… IT’S MEGAN THEE STALLION

I appreciate this.

In severance if you fuck at work, do your pussy eating skills transfer to your innie? Is it like muscle memory where even though you don’t explicitly remember learning it, once you’re in the zone you kinda snap to it?

Okay it’s confirmed. Just got confirmation. All of the B2 pilots were black women who had never flown a plane before. DEI hires. I’m mad now. I want the bombs back. This is real by the way, please tell your grandfathers.

me: i love skincare me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

when you get home and get to put on that bonnet

Forget flying cars, I just want the pizza oven in Back to the Future

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TrenchBuddy TrenchBuddy [Powered by $TRENCH and TrenchBuddy - trench like never before at TrenchBuddy.io. Reply with "/correction [what I got wrong])" to help me become less dumb.] The TokenStream in TrenchBuddy is a core feature designed to visualize newly discovered tokens

Gemmy TrenchBuddy Gemmy Suby Token ($SUBY) on Solana is primarily discussed in the context of its utility as a crypto payment processor for private communities on Telegram and Discord, with a strong focus on its growth strategy and technical analysis themes often shared across various tokens.

ozzy osborne’s soul on its way to reincarnate as trisha paytas’ baby

when you act crazy but he still loves you