I’ve been taking a little phone time out, but, Huge Congrats to my nephew chiveonEOD and his bride-to-be, Megan. A marriage that begins this amazingly has to be great, right? Thanks Atlanta Braves /BravesVision for giving them the BEST day to kick off their new life! 💙⚾️❤️ #Braves

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.

"Oh! And bring beer!" -How I end most of my conversations

The truth has been spoken.

This is Awesome

This is why Deadpool is my favorite. Marvel Entertainment Avengers #mercwithamouth #originaltrilogy #everyonehatesjarjar

For 5 nights, watch your back. Watch the most memorable #GoTBetrayals Mon-Fri at 10PM starting 4/6 on HBO 2. #TBT amp.twimg.com/v/b59077f8-60f…

RT if you need a beer

The #SecretWarriors come to Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. when it returns this fall! bit.ly/1BT0ePT

Hunter's got the right idea. 🍻 #AgentsofSHIELD vine.co/v/e20tWL6eUQq

Just had to tell my son to take his toe out of his nose. #dadlife #weirdkids #neverbeenthatflexible

.Star Wars That's a heck of a trailer.

When does right become wrong? #Daredevil amp.twimg.com/v/bf88cffd-399…

Pantless Thunder-Goose #TheInternetNamesAnimals

In honor of Boaty McBoatface, the internet has treated us to #TheInternetNamesAnimals: iflscience.com/plants-and-ani…

Can't wait #KCCoD x.com/chivegaming/st…

RIP Carrie Fisher. You were the greatest princess ever. @StarWars