gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

Quiet as it’s kept, it’s a lot of ass kissing and passive aggressiveness required to be considered professional in the workplace and I despise it.

do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel

you stupid bitch.

I don’t have anything to add to the covid conversation except this is my favorite image from the era

(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

shits been in my head for ages

Early bird time

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit

I’m at Arkham asylum teaching the nurses neo pronouns

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

i feel like this rn

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest