Dr. Light, what do you think of Bass?

[He also needed to get 'pretty' for tonight but he'd never say it. Shedding his armor at least, for sure. Now he had to remember where in Wily's trillion bases he kept his clothes.]

aw man wait till harpy finds out what ive been using his weapon for shits gonna be hilarious

hey wait huh no :(

how come zero gets to get om the actual stage im older :(((

[Amplifies early 2000's trance music thru his ears real loud-like.]

Eternal respect to Basshunter, HONORED my name is half of his.

[OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD SNORE]

nngggfhfhghbgfh where are the nearest spikes i need to run into them multiple times

oh shit oh god oh fuck

How do I even do Anything after this.

! youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbc… what was that

i dont like that,

Someone's insecure.

you're feeling my unnaturally gigantic pecs and i have what could be misconstrued as slightly racist lips i think this goes beyond insecurity

"Jet, I have big bossums full of pigeon milk and no one to squirt on" Why Prime Minister Sexy She-Pigeon™ Let me just lay down on this expensive corinthian leather sofa and provide my body as a willing target.

[puts blaster to head] youtu.be/4eUsiOCV7-Y

... Bass Zero

... Zero

... Zero