No matter what you do, don't die today 2M pia iyo ni scam

China is launching uncountable industries while our president is launching a pan in the name of a Dam, like wtf

Pausing mid stroke and shouting "Chelsea kichwa">>>

What did your grand ma tell you that you'll never forget?

"I break the law and praise the lord"

Kirinyaga MP donated uniforms branded with his name, George Kariuki. A big shame courtesy of our taxes. Time to call him out

Leo ndio siku yenye kiburi ya watu wa nduthi inamalizwa.

We don't coz we men don't have any secrets to tell.

Pulling out ukiwa umevaa CD as a second factor authentication>>>>>

Japan breaks world internet speed record with 1.02 petabits per second, enough to download all of Netflix in one second. 😂

"I take whats mine and then i take some more"

Huku home Siwezi eka beards mzae anaeza niona nazo afikirie nimekuwa mtu mkubwa anifukuze bana

Nobody knows how far you’ll go in life, not even you!!! Only God knows!!!

fuel your cars and bikes, Epra are about to do that thing they always do.

Unaona vile unafeel sasa ukiona hii. Ndio sasa dusty shoes wanakuona ukiwa na gari yako.

Have you ever wondered why the darkness was there before the light?

It's ok to quit on someone who is not even trying. You deserve effort too.

Mbele iko sawa

You're not just human, youre infinity, compressed.