Freak it cuz you got no job

They done force femmed the coffee machine

Ridin a stolen E-Bike with heavy objects in every single one of my cargo pants pockets

nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis

not even doing it where theres like... rivers that are obvious on the page is so fucking funny dude GET A GRIP

Who tryna go to the Katt Williams show tomorrow i got an extra ticket

At the Katt Williams show btw

Alex

Chuzz Lightyear

Wym there’s a Big L album coming out????

some days i look at my feed and i really do wanna delete

theresa a guy in taiwan who knows all the quirks of a giant weird machine and hes the only reason you have anything

i havent tweeted cuz i been busy plus yall not sayin shit noways so who cares

He’s in the parking lot vulnerable

While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.

JUST IN: Future has collected 4 out of the 7 Chaos Emeralds, reasons unknown.

i wanna argue with motherfuckers on this site so bad every day but then i see that fucking checkmark and im so deflated i dont want them to make money for making me kinda mad they only did it anyway because it makes them money when someone reacts

CHINESE PUSSY MUSTARD