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Rams quarterbacks are the hottest dudes in the nfl and no one can take that away from us

Made this for halftime #ninerssuck #yankeessuck Order now at boaisy.com/products/la-ra…

This guy fits in w the niners perfectly youtu.be/QdmUt32Leqc?si…

If I ran a therapy practice I would name it “Jung, dumb, and Fullacum”

Stressed depressed and just crushed 8 double stuff Oreos who wants to fight me

Google sucks

When chat gee pt wins a Nobel, it’s gonna be all your fault

new things coming, so I’m selling the final copies of my first book, about 15 left, each one signed with a personal divination tarot card note. Xx laurentheresa.com/shop/p/lost-th…

They should invent a protein candy. And also teeth that don’t rot

What’s more American than an NFL Sunday break for a trip to the grocery store to buy pumpkins?

Parenting during misinformation times

I hear your point… but being a PRO means you have a standard that you hold yourself accountable to no matter what… it’s not expecting someone else to hold you to that standard, get you ready to do your job or motivate you to want to be great!!! To blame another

General life lesson here, pro or not:

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Playing a show this Saturday in New Jersey (I live here now/again!)

todayyyy

Finally caught the new black mirror. Was Rashida jones wearing the same sweater as you, too? Is this experiential ai? Am I dead?