Rep. Justin J. Pearson: “Something is wrong with the way this house is operating… this body is hurting people.” #TennesseeThree

So much fighting going on in the world, but I’m just over here trying to decide between a nap or coffee.

I would have already binged the entire season of The Righteous Gemstones had they released it all at once.

Happy National Nude Day!

Can we strike for a paradigm shift?

Perhaps someday I will make peace with leaf blowers, polo/golf shirts and balloons, but I’m just not there yet.

Happy National Orgasm Day! Frankie says relax.

You know those movies where a woman just gets sick of it all, jumps in her car, starts driving to the nearest coast and stays in one of those one-story roadside motels for a while to reassess everything? I have felt like that every day for a while now.

Seems that some people think they’re emotionally available because they’re available to have their emotional needs met

A dog winked at me today on the greenway

There are many things to love about fall, but walking dogs during peak leaf blower season isn’t one of them. #loud #dusty #annoying #futile #pointless #whythough

It’s time yet again to remind everyone that there is no ‘e’ in Tofurky. Tofurky

Some things to do today to prep for the extreme cold... ✅Make sure the animals under your care have access to appropriate shelter/warmth/non-frozen drinking water, etc. ✅Disconnect garden hoses from spigots. Cover spigots, particularly those that are not frost-proof spigots.

Please do not assume I am too busy to help you buy/sell a house, record, perform and/or tour or walk your dog if you’re in the west side. Thank you!

Folks, please clean the snow off the top of your car before driving!

Thirty years since the Northridge earthquake! Still the scariest event I’ve ever experienced.

Can we all just get our bills forgiven next month? Thanks.

The sound of an icicle getting shredded in my HVAC fan is really something.

This weather is The Spring Tease Incident

I, for one, welcome our new cicadian overlords