If you’re a truck and you have extra bright headlights, I hate you. I don’t really hate a lot of people, but I for sure hate you.

Why does it take a year to drive 5 minutes down the street in Vegas

Bitch why tf did you buy a mustang if you’re not gonna use it. Going 18 in a fuckin 45 with no one in front of you..🤦‍♂️

Lol, do you all remember crypto? What a short lived, waste of time and money that was. Thank you to all the celebrities that encouraged me to throw my little bits of money at it, just to lose it all. Y’all the true goats. 🙏🏼😒

It genuinely baffles me that there are people out there that will park their car terribly and then leave it without fixing their parking. If you’re one of these people, can you tell me so that I make sure not to invite you to my birthday party? Thanks ✌🏻

Starbucks is kind of like McDonald’s in that the taste of their drinks have a slight hint of the food that they also sell. 😳

Please please please let this catch on like wildfire

Drive drunk in GTA so you don’t have to suffer real life consequences, but you can still do it.

Why do people say “bless you” when you cough too? Bro, I’m smoking a blunt, I’m already blessed… 😮‍💨😶‍🌫️

Pancakes are so fucking amazing

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

Me apologising to my wifi after finding out Instagram is down #instagramdown

Does anyone still use snap chat?

.Elon Musk thoughts?

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Nevada’s unemployment system is fucking broken.

Does anyone still use this now that threads is a thing?

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