2017 Xavier was genuinely unexplainable

I’ve missed you so dearly, my sweet prince. #GirlScoutCookies

Xavier players may be catching L’s on the court this year, but certainly not off the court. #Stud

Don’t say I didn’t tell you so. Flaming Hot Takes #BallKnowledge

I miss college basketball when the Big East was loaded with tournament teams. 😢

Fuck Tennessee #catsby90

How Denzel Aberdeen feels for the next possession after making 1 three. #BBN #UK

Anyone trying to fuck around and put down a “Borg” today? #Letsgetsendy

Bo “Ner” Jackson

Buddy from IFC just suggested a water. Who does this bozo think he is? #FuckIFC

Played golf and basketball yesterday and it was 70 degrees and sunny. Then, had to huddle in a basement for a Tornado Warning in crazy rain. Lastly, woke up to an inch of snow on the ground. All in 24 hours. Welcome to Kentucky weather. #Kentucky #KY

Shoutout Weaver for changing this game, but damn I could write a whole ass essay on his forehead. #MarchMadness #FirstFour #Texas

There’s something I really like about this Miami team. They play more gritty, nutty, and simply just play the game the right way. All the intangibles and just one other factor that I can’t quite put my finger on. #MarchMadness #WhiteGuys

It. Is. March. #MarchMadness

Tu Holloway That guy rocked.

BREAKING NEWS Malachi Moreno has entered the Transfer Portal and COMMITTED to McDonald's . Here is him first day on the job

Heading to uga this weekend anyone know any fine slutty freshman for my boy Ronald McDonald . Please LANK. #georgia #uga

In my 400 person Econ lecture and teacher asked what makes us happy. Someone answered “when Dean Wade plays basketball.” Couldn’t agree more, kid. #LetEmKnow #BigDihDean

You are telling me Vic Van Lier new coach is now named Ronald? Going to be a fun time next season. #Ronald #Expand