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TrappedinSuburbia

@trappedinsubur1

This is what happens when you use Apple maps to find your happy place.

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calendar_today05-08-2019 21:39:26

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I plan to get more aggressive about saving for retirement. From now on, I am going to stand upright with my chest out and speak with authority when I buy that lottery ticket.

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Saw a tweet in "non-sex twitter" where someone said, "Had five guys today and it's nowhere near as good as in and out." It took me a few moments to remember where in Twitter I was and what they were saying...I think.

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I hate Elf on the Shelf. One more damn lie to perpetuate. "Why didnt he move?" "He doestt look real." JFC, hard enough to explain away Santa and now this is part of the house cards/lies.

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Havent shaved in a 2 weeks, overdue for a haircut, had 2 donuts and 5 glasses of wine for dinner. How's the quarantine working for all of you?

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The amount of sex that is going to happen post quarantine is going to be insane. It's going to make the 60s and 70s look positively quaint. scientificamerican.com/article/the-lo…