just for that, i'm coming over significantly slower now. starve. you can NOT. don't do it.

babeeee, call me backkkkkk, i'll stop unlocking your phone using your thumbprint to replace all your contact photos with pictures of me, im sorrryyyyyyyyy-

the first time i met shino i broke his nose, he's lived through worse. :/

ask me to punch him? obviously. maybe i will!

"omg ur so cute what's your sign??" yield.

in my defense, i only gave in once he told me he was a cop. i wasn't boutta punch just anyone. i would love to . . . if i wasn't at the door, hi, hey, let me in, hands are full and growing more is really really hard.

i did and it was!! and now we're buds, kind of. [ waiting!! they patiently enjoy the free asmr before inmediately tryna shove the grocery bags into poor miru's hands. ] sorry, arms got tired while i was stalling- ey ey ey, don't drop those, shit's kinda heavy-!!

need someone to break in and drag you out, like a firefighter outta a burning building?

i mean. im already in your house ( in the least creepy way possible! i was invited! ) so. [ KICKS RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR ] hi!

so these shitkicker boots fucking rule actually. i could crack a skull with these. not that i will! but i could.

[ just sorta . . . gonna kick a few more times so they can squeeze through the hole with minimal shapeshifting. ] ohh, ducks, that means it's serious . . . need to be carried out?

that long? dude, take a step outside or something. eat a leaf. kick a trashcan. [ poor sösig, unable to accompany . . . scooping the dame in distress up bridal style before marching out the room, actually taking the time to utilize the doorknob they ignored moments earlier. ]

need your colleagues gone? [ dopp, no. they march him outta his bedroom, through the home, and right out the front door before raising him into the air a bit. ] lookit that!!!!!! life!!!!! get some vitamin d or some shit, i 'unno!

aw . . . lemme know if you change your mind, i guess. [ rattling him around a lil, is this helping??? are they helping?? ] you'll live. should i just leave you out here, or?

//; sorry 4 being offline i was on my apex acc!! free 🄿🄰🅃🄷🄵🄸🄽🄳🄴🅁 from his twitter prison