Feeling better about my height today. #dailydoseofjoy

look idk who you are, if you can dance on a longboard...you can get it.

Sometimes, I think I've led an abysmally dull life so far. Then I realize I'm the only person I know whose stepped in quicksand and so at least I have that going for me. #musing #life #funnyish

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Phone just autocorrect corrected "fourteen years old." to "fourteen yeets old" and i propose this as a new standard of measurements. #yeet

This is glorious

A bit late of spookyness but this is great

So I'm writing a story and the ending is making me so sad I don't want to write it because oh the poor characters.

As a Buddhist, we are never supposed to take any happiness comfort in the suffering of another human being. Watching Devin Nunes and Stephen Castor cringe and sweat during Gordon Sondland’s eviscerating testimony, I have been a very, very bad Buddhist today.

Done with finals. Done with 2019. Fuck you 2019. Bring on 2020

Me: There is no good way to end this chapter... My Editor: Deletes 200 words from the end of the chapter. Me: Ohhhhh...

🎄The Christmas Creature: A festive Christmas poem!🎄(1/5)

Please watch this. Aziraphale would want you to.

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Can we get a #Community Movie that is just a different timeline where Abed (and maybe study group) went with Troy on his boat trip instead? #sixseasonsandamovie #communitymovie #movieidea