a british man touched me without my consent so i sent the toothless mother fucker back so far he was skipping. he drunkly screamed he was gonna beat the shit out of me yet the moment a drunker american man defended me he folded like a cheap barbecue chair on the fourth of july

yes let’s use a white supremacist supporter to talk about tans 😍😍

earthquake in the northeast???

finding out i’m not crazy about this earthquake and twitter already has all the facts

apologies for the fuddruckers burger and sitting down 🚬

YOU MAKE MY EARFQUAKE

another earthquake in nj/ny

YALL ALIEN SHIP WENT PAST MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE A TIE FIGHTER

whoever wrote wednesday has the worst grasp on the addams family i’ve ever seen

lana del rey i will never forgive you for completely taking linda ronstadt’s song and giving her ZERO credit. unoriginality can be a sin

and who’s cynthia?

guys i LOVEEEE thriller but even MJ listened to this guy as a kid, all the greats were! he is the king of halloween and michael is the prince!

it randomly being christmas day

Now we’re talking

‘THE TRUMAN SHOW’ has been added to the National Film Registry. Films that are added to the registry are seen to have cultural or historic importance and must be preserved for future generations

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein have shared a new video demanding the full release of the rest of the files: “Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi it’s time for the truth.”

Olivia Rodrigo is gearing up to release her third album. The singer has debuted a new logo via her website and a new mural.

oh godlivia