// UN is still in progress. Need to pick a District, too.

// It isn't easy coming up with a new UN while Uptown Funk is stuck in your head.

// So I've decided to be a fuckboy for Halloween.

Follow @ZedekiahTheFiah if you love sarcastic ass-hole-iness.

// But, Mommy, it's only 2AM.

// I think my knee is actually dying, dear lord.

// My friend and I are trying to discuss magical genetics for her supernatural rpg and she's getting so mad at me.

// I'm channeling my super nerdy genius character and science-ing it up in my favor, and then in her favor, debating MYSELF.

// But then debating in favor of myself again and she doesn't know how to handle me anymore. I like this technique.

// Scieeeeeence.

[She follows 𝖤𝗅𝗂𝗃𝖺𝗁 𝖧𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗅𝖾 with a slight bounce in her step, already pretty energized for the outing.]

Really? [Her brow furrows with concern as she looks over at 𝖤𝗅𝗂𝗃𝖺𝗁 𝖧𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗅𝖾] Why not?

Oh... Well, let's definitely get you some food, too... 𝖤𝗅𝗂𝗃𝖺𝗁 𝖧𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗅𝖾

// Anyone who is not following the beautiful @ZedekiahTheFiah should do so immediately. And entertain him. He's a delight.

// I'm about to get all squeaky clean for bed, but if anyone wants familial relations with @ZedekiahTheFiah, shoot me a message.

// I'm'a be writing his backstory soon because I still don't want to do my homework even though it's past midnight.

Did someone have too much caffeine?

Anything I can do to help?

[She couldn't help but grin at the pun as she followed 𝖤𝗅𝗂𝗃𝖺𝗁 𝖧𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗅𝖾 into the coffee shop.]

// It's 4:30 in the AM so I wrote a fucking poem, guys. trainswithfish.tumblr.com/post/131149204…