We will shortly be arriving at Hollingbourne. Please note that this station has a <REDACTED>.

The next train to arrive at platform platform 2 is the service from <REDACTED>. All change please.

This is Tenterden. Please note that this station has a food recycling centre.

Please report anything suspicious to the closest police mech.

We are currently experiencing delays due to an escaped bioweapon on the line at Harrietsham.

We're sorry to announce that the 08:24 service to <REDACTED> is delayed by approximately 51 hours due to the things from the wasteland.

Please present your brain tissue when asked to by a member of staff. All change please.

We're sorry to announce that the 21:44 service to Hollingbourne is delayed by approximately 529 minutes due to cybernetic bandits.

We are currently experiencing delays due to <REDACTED> on the line at Ramsgate.

The next train to arrive at platform platform 94 is the service from <REDACTED>. Trust no-one.

All our trains and stations are no vaping areas. Please do not vape.

Luggage left unattended may be stolen by the dregs of society.

We're sorry to announce that the 21:37 service to Dover is delayed by approximately 77 days due to hazardous biological waste.

We're sorry to announce that the 07:37 service to Harrietsham is delayed by approximately 69 minutes due to low gravity.

Grade 4 fluxmines are in operation at this station. This train will terminate.

We're sorry to announce that the 00:10 service to Gillingham is delayed by approximately 6 hours due to plasma flux.

For your safety and comfort, this station operates a no vaping policy. All change please.

We're sorry to announce that the 08:09 service to Birchington-on-Sea is delayed by approximately 21 days due to rebel scum.

Please present your pregnancy test when asked to by a member of staff. Have a nice day.

This is <REDACTED>. Please note that this station has a food recycling centre.