"Okay, who knows a good joke?"

"You guys are depressing."

Noctis:

Aw. The prince has little kitten claws. x.com/noctisomnia/st…

Cara's probably gonna get on my case for poking at Prince Charmless but I can't help myself.

Seductive Sunday, huh. Uhhh. I'll let the ladies handle this one.

“So, I’ve been playing this game ... And I think I know where Ryker gets all of his cool one-liners from.”

“Because it’s plagiarism—Anyway. The game is the prince’s fault, I want to clarify, but there’s a bard in King’s Knight ...”

[[ Me: Tweets here Friend: Immediately has a crisis Me: This is such a good representation of my entire life. ]]

Eyes Ryker to see if he’s onto something, “And the guy uses the same lame pick up lines. Even makes ‘that’s what she said’ jokes.”

(Nobody makes those anymore. It stopped being cool like a century ago.)

“Oh, right, and the guy kinda looks like him. Ryker actually has better eyebrows, though?”

[It’s ok. He’s used to leaving her unimpressed.] Ryker ... how can you claim no one is perfect when Cara and Crowe clearly exist??

“And I ‘poof’ because I’m on very important, very secretive, very important (did I say that already) missions, so. Y’know.”

[Totally not currently googling, “How to kill unkillable guy”.]

“My churro senses are tingling.”

[[ I need to ,, sleep I work very early tomorrow. I will hopefully return to this account v soon. It is my sanctuary. Ehehe;; ]]

I heard someone say “mcfucking” today and I just gotta say I’m proud of McDonalds for expanding their enterprise.

Seductive Sunday. Uh. ... Yeah. That. Maybe next week.

Wow I sure do love painful reminders that I’m bisexual as fuck.