I agree, Dick is an incredibly funny name. -Dirk >He kinda shuffles awkwardly

And you're *the* Dave, I've, honestly always wanted to know what you were like. >Dirk stands there for a few seconds Sorry, if I'm not what you expected I would be.

> Dirk looks a little disappointed for a few seconds Alright, I knew that, but, I do have some questions. Like, what do you think of your Dirk.

I wish I was around when he was around too... But just the thought that he loved me is... >Dirk tears up, and then tries to dry it before Dave notices Thank you.

>Dirk regains his composure, not wanting anyone to see his emotional side Yes, I believe that will satisfy my brain, thank you.

D--> *Sweats*

D--> I may wish t0 d0 scandal0us things such as h0ld her hand, yes

D--> N0... explain

>Equius stares at his recent DMs with Hal and opens trollian (~+♌♦️♐+~) centaursTesticle [CT] is now trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] CT: D--> Nepeta, I require advice 0n s0mething since y0u are a shippurr and I trust y0u

CT: D--> I wish t0 ask a certain s0me0ne t0 be my b0yfriend but, I have t0 admit I am CT: D--> Nerv0us

CT: D--> Ahem, perhaps a small 0ne

CT: D--> D0 y0u kn0w Hal Strider? >Equius's face turns dark blue as he blushes

CT: D--> I d0 CT: D--> Sh0uld I tell him?

CT: D--> Alright, I am g0ing t0 d0 it [CT] has ceased trolling [AC]

(@TuringTestify) D--> Hal I have s0mething very imp0rtant t0 tell y0u

D--> I am n0t a heter0sexual

// i use it/its pronouns now

D--> I am back -Equius (Sadly yes, we are back...) -Dirk

D--> I want t0 punch s0mething

D--> I app0l0gise f0r Master Strider's beh00vi0ur